[ Ohhh my god. Alec realizes what it is almost in the same instant as Henry. His amusement is almost palpable, in stark contrast to Henry's lack thereof. ]
Not on purpose, but I fucking wish it was.
The next time that Steve kid pisses you off, maybe you should roll to hit.
Very funny. What about the next time you annoy me? Do I get to use them then, too?
[He is not actually agitated, this is just wildly incredible in a disbelieving way. Alec didn’t actually choose the dice for him, and he laughed at his pickle, so what goes around comes around.]
[Carefully, he closes the lid on the box so the dice don't go tumbling out.]
And get rid of something you so thoughtfully gave me? Of course not.
[Though this sounds like light and lilted sarcasm, it's... actually true. He won't be getting rid of it. Even if it just happens to be D&D dice, of all things.]
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Not on purpose, but I fucking wish it was.
The next time that Steve kid pisses you off, maybe you should roll to hit.
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Very funny. What about the next time you annoy me? Do I get to use them then, too?
[He is not actually agitated, this is just wildly incredible in a disbelieving way. Alec didn’t actually choose the dice for him, and he laughed at his pickle, so what goes around comes around.]
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I would actually love to watch you stop mid-argument to roll a D20.
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Don’t. You sound ridiculous.
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Anyway, not like you have to keep them. I didn’t pick them out.
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And get rid of something you so thoughtfully gave me? Of course not.
[Though this sounds like light and lilted sarcasm, it's... actually true. He won't be getting rid of it. Even if it just happens to be D&D dice, of all things.]
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Uh-huh. I'm flattered.
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Thanks for the attempt, anyway. I won't keep you if you need to deliver a few more gifts before the game's over.
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[ They are mostly going to fellow Unicorns because what is knowing people ]
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[Henry had like. 3 presents. But this surprises no one.]
I'll see you again soon, then.