Well, why don’t you connect one to my room, too? We might not be that far apart from each other, but you never know what might happen if the whole dorm implodes one day.
I've always found that spiders are better company than humans. You're not proving me wrong.
[Inside Henry's room... Well, it looks about as spartan as Alec's. But he does have a few personal belongings of note: mostly, his sketchbook at his desk. And next to that, a medium-sized glass terrarium, filled with leaves and twigs and several spiders milling about within, either hidden in shadow or lounging on their webs, eight legs splayed and still.]
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Far be it from me to tell you where to connect your portals — but then can I make a suggestion?
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[sorry literally the rest of unicorn]
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Oh, you wouldn’t come to my rescue in a time of disaster? That’s nice to know.
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[TO HIS ROOM THEY GO?]
You can look at my spiders while you’re in there.
[No, this is not a very weird euphemism.]
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Your what?
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My spiders. I asked for a terrarium filled with them from the suggestion box the last time. They’ve been faring pretty well.
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What do you mean "of course" I have spiders?
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Let me guess. You think they're really fascinating.
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They are fascinating. Is that a problem?
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No problem at all. Just completely expected.
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And just what is it about me that screams "finds spiders fascinating"?
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Let's see, you're misunderstood. Solitary. Deadly. You're not a lightning bolt, you're a spider.
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He just gives Alec a little smile as they walk, and when they suddenly come upon his room, he opens the door and leads them in.]
I'm not that predictable, Alec Brennan.
[APPARENTLY HE IS]
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[ Inside he goes. Smugly. ]
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I've always found that spiders are better company than humans. You're not proving me wrong.
[Inside Henry's room... Well, it looks about as spartan as Alec's. But he does have a few personal belongings of note: mostly, his sketchbook at his desk. And next to that, a medium-sized glass terrarium, filled with leaves and twigs and several spiders milling about within, either hidden in shadow or lounging on their webs, eight legs splayed and still.]
Sit wherever you like.
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